call me crazy

Ask me shitNext pageArchive

usingtimewisely:

I think about this joke a lot.

(Source: tiptons, via awkwardrabbit)

hellugh:

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

"did she say yes? …..hell yea"

(Source: my-jane-doe, via your-imaginary-girlfriend)

"Date someone who would rather watch your favorite movie with you then go to a party on Friday night. Date someone who will share their food with you even though you said you didn’t want any. Date someone who will warm your hands in the winter and kiss your pink nose. Date someone who will text you they love you at 2am and at 9pm. Date someone who will let you change the station in the car when they’re driving. Date someone who can make you smile when you would rather die. Date someone who makes your insides feel like you’ve just downed a bottle of vodka. Date someone who makes you better."

- (via jessielou24)

(via i-dont-want-to-regret)

"The best part of a relationship is getting to call the person, or lay down next to them, and tell them all the crazy things that happened to you all day long. In the end that’s what it’s about. It’s not about sex, it’s not about the money they give you, it’s not about how good looking they are, it’s about them listening to you talk for hours and hours and hours, about stupid shit that doesn’t matter."

- Tegan Quin (via batglitch)

(Source: saraddict, via i-dont-want-to-regret)

"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."

- Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

(via the--fallen--angel)

(Source: andrewgarfielddaily, via i-dont-want-to-regret)

10 Things I hate about you

(Source: lovelifelove2013, via i-dont-want-to-regret)